sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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