I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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