She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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