You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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