Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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