I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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