and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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