GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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