Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
sarcasm needs its own font
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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