Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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