we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My pussy is not your playground.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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