I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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