can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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