apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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