the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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