Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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