Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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