Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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