fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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