we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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