What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
