just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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