If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
our cab driver is having phone sex.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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