I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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