yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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