ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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