he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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