Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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