Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We left an ass print on the piano.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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