people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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