We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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