Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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go home
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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