i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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