does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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