I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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