It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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