I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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