I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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