idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I have surprise drugs for everyone
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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