Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
