There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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