What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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