I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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