His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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