as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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