just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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