are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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