You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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