So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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