Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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