when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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