is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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