She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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